Since radio was first challenged by the advent of television back in the 1950’s, formats have became a successful way for stations to stand out and excel by focusing on a specific target audience. In fact over time, formats have gottten more specialized, fragmented, and splintered.
Of course, this has been amped up by the creation of Sirius and XM – satellite radio networks offering even more finely-tuned niche programming. Add to that the myriad audio streaming options, and it seems like there’s audio programming for pretty much anybody. At last count, there were well more than 400 channels on SiriusXM, serving virtually every need.
Except, of course, if you’re a cat. Sylvester, Stimpy, Garfield, and even Top Cat have had to do without their own radio outlet.
Until now.
Composer David Teie is trying his hand at composing compositions designed to keep your cat chill while on the way to a traumatic appointment at the vet. According to Mental Floss’ Shaunacy Ferro, Cat Calm Radio from cat food-maker Whiskas plays the perfect mix of stress-free, commercial-free music for cats suffering from stress of any kind.
The station features a 45 minute, no-repeat loop (the average time it takes to get to the vet?), and is PPM compliant. (In fact, there’s a constant “purring”-like sound that should encode well in the Nielsen system.) There have always been those nagging rumors of panelists strapping their meters on pets. Now with Cat Calm Radio, at least feline respondents have something to listen to while they prowl around the neighborhood.
The vital signs for a station like this are good – there are an estimated 86 million cats living in the U.S. – more than there are Millennials (69 million). This is clearly a format that promises strong CTSL with low turnover.
While a little lax on the occasion setting, Cat Calm Radio could be the next scalable format, offering royalties-free music (take that, Sound Exchange) thank to composer Teie’s original compositions. At last check, it is still available in Fresno, Cedar Rapids, and Pensacola, but is obviously no longer clear in the Catskills or Katnmandu.
You can listen to it here, but it is not (yet) monitored on either Mediabase or BDS. You have to wonder how Sean Ross will review it.
Like any new format, it will very likely take this station time to work the bugs out, find its voice, settle in, and start working on its second act. Clearly, music testing will be a must. Can you imagine an auditorium test with 100 felines in one room?
It would be like herding cats.
Wonder if they need an app?
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Alan Peterson (The 'Radio World' Guy) says
If this piece ran five months earlier, I would have thought it was an April Fool’s gag.
But I engineer the national network radio broadcast of “The Pet Show With Warren Eckstein”; and several years ago Warren helped to launch the “DOG TV” digital television channel. So yeah, there definitely is a market.
If they start doing a Ferret Channel though, its time for me to retire.
Fred Jacobs says
Alan, I never thought of ferrets. You never know, right? Thanks for the comment.
Marylee says
“Wonder if they need an app” – nope, they need “a nap”. Catnap.
Fred Jacobs says
That’s what I love about writing this blog. The people who read it are much cleverer than me.
David Manzi says
I tried logging into the site but it kept eating my mouse.
Fred Jacobs says
Wish I’d thought of this one. 🙂
Yvonne L Grosella says
Please help this get onto Sirius XM for my cat❣❣❣ Then i will actually finally subscribe to it❣
Thank you Fred❣❣❣